Friday, March 29, 2013

Flash Fiction Fridays, #12

5 words picked by a random word generator, 100 words or fewer story.  We have: market, leech, kiss, injury, ipad. Please send in one of your own, due by midnight, Monday, New York time. Winner gets a critique of the first chapter of their WIP or poem.

     “Are those earbuds or do you have leeches hanging from your ipad again?”
     “Slimy little vampire bastards are everywhere. I went tarantula hunting in the jungle. Selling them in the market. Beer money.”
     “They really got you. It’s like you’re covered in love bites.”
     “Kiss this. Nothing like a work-related injury to make a girl feel pretty.”
     “How many letters in your advanced degrees did it take to spell ‘slacker entomologist?’”
     “Dating the local talent by the hour is making you bitter.”
     “Ever notice ‘beer’ and ‘love’ have the same letter count?”
     “Secret to happiness, baby. Secret to happiness.”

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